"Where Feet, Fist and Faith Collide."
February 3, 2010
People come up with some of the strangest things and Christians are no exception.
Apparently, there aren't enough 18-35 year old males in the church pews these days. The reason for this lack of testosterone seems fairly clear to me: The majority of the men in this age group are University students, parents, working two jobs, homosexual (and feel unwelcome), non-believers or simply have better things to do on Sunday morning before the work week.
But as some people believe starting your week without Jesus is like trying to run your SUV on grape koolaid, something had to be done.
And what can attract such an age group more than a FIGHT CLUB?
You'll have to click to believe me. It blows my mind! To try and lure men (gang members) into their congregation, some pastors have decided to portray Jesus as a "man's man." Sure he was compassionate and healed the sick and all... with a six pack! After he walked on water he headed downtown to pop open a cold one in front of the game.
Here's an example of one of their ministries. Don't immediately turn the song off; I'm pretty sure the beginning of the first verse contains both "Jesus" and "pussy." Let me know what you hear!
And here is a great social networking site for Real Christian Men: AnointedFighter.com. Check out the "kids" section.
I couldn't even make this up if I wanted to.
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